Ni ada cerita kelakar by Ashraff

Ahad lepas, kiterang keluar nak pergi dinner la. so since keluar sebelum magrib terpaksalah cari surau utk sembahyang.Finally jumpa surau kat pump station.
While waitng for Kheirul solat, tetiba Ashraff,

Ashraff : ouch, ouch maki leg pain
Yatie : Why , what happen to your leg?
Ashraff: I don’t know, ouch ouch
Yatie : (I pegang kaki dia)
Ashraff: Ouch ouch , don’t touch mama, got ants inside my foot
Yatie: Ants? (confuse kejap, sebab macam mana ada semut dalam kaki, tetiba baru paham) Oh ants inside
Ashraff : Ants inside
Yatie: that’s what we call numb, because your blood do not flow well, so now you just press your toe
Ashraff :oh ok no more pain, the ants went to my tummy

Masa tuh I rasa nak ketawa tergolek-golek tapi tak boleh gelak nanti dia marah.Elok je Kheirul sampai kereta, I story kat dia, tapi sebelum citer tu, siap warning jangan gelak…budak-budak tapi betul gak, sebab bahasa melayu dia semut-semut