Ni ada cerita kelakar by Ashraff

Ahad lepas, kiterang keluar nak pergi dinner la. so since keluar sebelum magrib terpaksalah cari surau utk sembahyang.Finally jumpa surau kat pump station.
While waitng for Kheirul solat, tetiba Ashraff,

Ashraff : ouch, ouch maki leg pain
Yatie : Why , what happen to your leg?
Ashraff: I don’t know, ouch ouch
Yatie : (I pegang kaki dia)
Ashraff: Ouch ouch , don’t touch mama, got ants inside my foot
Yatie: Ants? (confuse kejap, sebab macam mana ada semut dalam kaki, tetiba baru paham) Oh ants inside
Ashraff : Ants inside
Yatie: that’s what we call numb, because your blood do not flow well, so now you just press your toe
Ashraff :oh ok no more pain, the ants went to my tummy

Masa tuh I rasa nak ketawa tergolek-golek tapi tak boleh gelak nanti dia marah.Elok je Kheirul sampai kereta, I story kat dia, tapi sebelum citer tu, siap warning jangan gelak…budak-budak tapi betul gak, sebab bahasa melayu dia semut-semut

Tadi kat Mid Valley si Ashraff tu buat perangai skit.. mengamuk, nangis pas tu meronta-ronta depan orang ramai.. sampai naik malu plak… so kene ler cubit dua tiga round. Pas tu nak pujuk dia balik.. bawak la pi main kat tempat main games bebudak kat Jaya Jusco…. game yang paling dia suka kat game bowling tu.. siap bersilat dulu sebelom baling bola tu…

Mula mula tengok dulu and ukur dulu tepat-tepat…

nah baling

hah…. kene.. kene… kene…

addooii.. hampeh… asyik tinggal satu lagi….

It a normal conversation take place everyday… belum sampai rumah lagi Ashraff dah main cop TV.

Ashraff: Mama I want to watch 616 (Cartoon Network)
Me : no ..no.. yesterday you had 616 already, mama’s turn, Mama want to watch 103 (I nak tengok Spa Q 2)
Ashraff : No.. no.. ashraff watch 616…I want to watch Ben 10, Tom and Jeryy
Afriena : Yes Tom And Jerry
Me: Then How about mama?? papa ..mama want to watch 103
Kheirul: Ashraff, Mama watch 103 ok?
Ashraff: No, no, Ashraff watch 616, Mama , you go cook
Kheirul: Papa?
Ashraff: Papa work (meaning on PC masuk internet)

so apalagi… I pun merajuklah kan… sbb I kena masak… dorang syok tgk TV….itulah yang terjadi setiap kali ballik sekolah. Yang paling best, bukak je kasut, dia berlari masuk bilik, amik remote control utk tukar channel fav dia then remote tu dia sembunyikan kat memana…
Ashraff, ashraff and Afriena plak.. balik je terus bukak buku..baca buku… tak pun tolong mama dia cuci pinggan.

Well, walaupun everyday I merajuk dengan dorang bertiga, I suka and happy and I’m sure I’m gonna miss them soon.
Travelling without them this March…

I love you guys….