{"id":921,"date":"2008-12-23T19:39:18","date_gmt":"2008-12-23T11:39:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sawanila.com\/v10\/?p=921"},"modified":"2010-03-04T19:40:12","modified_gmt":"2010-03-04T11:40:12","slug":"budak-hensem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sawanila.com\/v10\/2008\/12\/budak-hensem\/","title":{"rendered":"Budak Hensem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right; border: 2px solid black; margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 10px; margin-top: 5px; margin-bottom: 5px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sawanila.com\/v10\/images\/stories\/blog\/2008\/ct1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Nilah budak hensem yang paling hensem&#8230;.Dulu budak ni kecik je&#8230;masa lahir berat dia 3.44kg. pastu kuat nangis. Pantang pergi tempat baru mesti nak nangis. paling teruk masa dia umur sebulan, masa tuh balik raya. Time senja, Kheirul bawak dia turun bawah, jalan-jalan kat belakang rumah, naik atas rumah, dia nangis giler punye. kuat  nangis mcm ketakutan pastu dia kecikkan badan dia. entahlah, org tua ckap dia nampak something. Yelah kot budak kecik memang senang nampak benda lain. maklumlah setan suka kacau dorang kan.<\/p>\n<p>Tapi sekarang budak hensem ni dah besar, berani dah and dah pandai cakap berayat &#8211; ayat.Mcm nak ayat pempuan. semalam pun dia mengayat mama dia. sbb nak tgk TV.<\/p>\n<p>Ashraff: Mama<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>Me<\/strong>: yeap (<em>tengah settlekan kerja opis &#8211; terpaksa system down so kena settle time tu jugak<\/em>) <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>Ashraff<\/strong>: Mama, I want to watch 613<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>Me<\/strong>: (<em>diam jer sbb dalam hati cakap, kang tak boleh plak tengok Chuck n<\/em>i)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>Ashraff<\/strong>: Mama please mama, 613 please<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>Me<\/strong>: <em>(diam lagi<\/em>)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>Ashraff<\/strong>: Mama, Pleaseeeeeeee (<em>sambil pegang tangan I and kiss my tangan<\/em>)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>Me<\/strong>: amboi dah pandai nak ayat&#8230;. Ok but 10 o&#8217;clock you sleep in small ok (bilik dia)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong>Ashraff<\/strong>: Ok sleep in small<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Pandai tak mengayat.. siap kiss tangan lagi.. hati ibu mana yang tak cair???tapi pukul 10 memang dia pi masuk tidur sambil di temani oleh papanye, while his sister dok busy main masak -masak lagi<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Note: 613 tuh channel Playhouse Disney Channel<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nilah budak hensem yang paling hensem&#8230;.Dulu budak ni kecik je&#8230;masa lahir berat dia 3.44kg. pastu kuat nangis. Pantang pergi tempat baru mesti nak nangis. paling teruk masa dia umur sebulan, masa tuh balik raya. Time senja, Kheirul bawak dia turun bawah, jalan-jalan kat belakang rumah, naik atas rumah, dia nangis giler punye. kuat nangis mcm [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[92],"class_list":["post-921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kids-family","tag-ashraff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sawanila.com\/v10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/921","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sawanila.com\/v10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sawanila.com\/v10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sawanila.com\/v10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sawanila.com\/v10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=921"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sawanila.com\/v10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/921\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":922,"href":"https:\/\/sawanila.com\/v10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/921\/revisions\/922"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sawanila.com\/v10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sawanila.com\/v10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sawanila.com\/v10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}