{"id":859,"date":"2009-05-19T09:06:33","date_gmt":"2009-05-19T01:06:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sawanila.com\/v10\/?p=859"},"modified":"2010-03-04T09:07:19","modified_gmt":"2010-03-04T01:07:19","slug":"ada-semut-dalam-kaki","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sawanila.com\/v10\/2009\/05\/ada-semut-dalam-kaki\/","title":{"rendered":"Ada Semut dalam kaki"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>Ni ada cerita kelakar by Ashraff<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Ahad lepas, kiterang keluar nak pergi dinner la. so since keluar sebelum magrib terpaksalah cari surau utk sembahyang.Finally jumpa surau kat pump station.<br \/>\nWhile waitng for Kheirul solat, tetiba Ashraff,<\/p>\n<p>Ashraff : <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>ouch, ouch maki leg pain<\/em><\/span><br \/>\nYatie : <em><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">Why , what happen to your leg?<\/span><\/em><br \/>\nAshraff: <em><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">I don&#8217;t know, ouch ouch<\/span><\/em><br \/>\nYatie : <span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">(I pegang kaki dia)<\/span><br \/>\nAshraff: <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>Ouch ouch , don&#8217;t touch mama, got ants inside my foot<\/em><\/span><br \/>\nYatie: <span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><em>Ants?<\/em><\/span> <span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">(confuse kejap, sebab macam mana ada semut dalam kaki, tetiba baru paham) <em>Oh ants inside <\/em><\/span><br \/>\nAshraff : <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>Ants inside<\/em><\/span><br \/>\nYatie: <span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><em>that&#8217;s what we call numb, because your blood do not flow well, so now you just press your toe<\/em><\/span><br \/>\nAshraff :<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>oh ok no more pain, the ants went to my tummy<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Masa tuh I rasa nak ketawa tergolek-golek tapi tak boleh gelak nanti dia marah.Elok je Kheirul sampai kereta, I story kat dia, tapi sebelum citer tu, siap warning jangan gelak&#8230;budak-budak tapi betul gak, sebab bahasa melayu dia semut-semut<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ni ada cerita kelakar by Ashraff Ahad lepas, kiterang keluar nak pergi dinner la. so since keluar sebelum magrib terpaksalah cari surau utk sembahyang.Finally jumpa surau kat pump station. While waitng for Kheirul solat, tetiba Ashraff, Ashraff : ouch, ouch maki leg pain Yatie : Why , what happen to your leg? Ashraff: I don&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[92],"class_list":["post-859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kids-family","tag-ashraff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sawanila.com\/v10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sawanila.com\/v10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sawanila.com\/v10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sawanila.com\/v10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sawanila.com\/v10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=859"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sawanila.com\/v10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/859\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":860,"href":"https:\/\/sawanila.com\/v10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/859\/revisions\/860"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sawanila.com\/v10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sawanila.com\/v10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sawanila.com\/v10\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}